Pretty much. And you’ve been teasing me all night so keeping my hands to myself is going to be a very, very hard task.
Here’s another rule. Don’t hold back.
That will not be a problem. If it’s as hot as you say it is, maybe I won’t wear any pants either.
…We’re just going to torture each other, aren’t we? I’m not complaining.
Wait…no. You can’t just say those things and then take it back. That’s against the rules too.
FINE. I won’t take any of it back. You’re just gonna have to put up with me and my boxers tonight. No way am I wearing pants with the house like this.
Maybe just a smidgen.
I started this. You can just smack me with a pillow when you get here.
The roles have reversed.
YOU’RE embarrassed now?
Do you remember 20 minutes ago when you were all embarrassed?
What are you getting at…
I can’t handle you right now, oh my gosh. I’m on my way as soon as I can find my keys.
FIND THEM FAST.
You were blatantly teasing me, it was only fair. But fine…I suppose I’ll still come. Are there more rules I should be aware of?
That’s more like it. Do you want more rules? I’m sure I can come up with more but right now, I just want you here as soon as possible.
…not cool. If it’s so hot, maybe I should just stay here tonight.
NO. That’s against the rules. You can’t get my hopes up and then NOT come over :(
You are not helping right now.
Maybe that’s my plan. I mean, it IS hot in this house right now.